There are some days

Though frowned upon by many, stabbing your ex can really give you 
some closure, although it's often the kind of closure that leaves 
you closed for thirty to life. 

'The Ex' knife set is the perfect solution to all your morbid 
fantasies. The razor sharp precision cutting blades slice easily 
through all types of foods. This set makes a great gift for any 
occasion and it's also considerably cheaper than therapy. 

'The Ex' stands 15.5 inches tall 
Anonymous effigy design can represent anyone you please 
Plastic casings house every knife to prevent blade exposure 
Unique artistic holder made of ABS plastic 
Innovative knife suspension system 
Individual protective knife sleeves 
Heavy gauge durable stainless steel blades and hollow handles 
Razor sharp precision cutting blades 
Set includes: 
8-inch chef knife 
8-inch bread knife 
8-inch carver 
5-inch utility knife 
3.5-inch paring knife 
Heavy duty ABS plastic figurine block