Saturday, March 11, 2006

There are some days


Though frowned upon by many, stabbing your ex can really give you 
some closure, although it's often the kind of closure that leaves
you closed for thirty to life.

'The Ex' knife set is the perfect solution to all your morbid
fantasies. The razor sharp precision cutting blades slice easily
through all types of foods. This set makes a great gift for any
occasion and it's also considerably cheaper than therapy.

'The Ex' stands 15.5 inches tall
Anonymous effigy design can represent anyone you please
Plastic casings house every knife to prevent blade exposure
Unique artistic holder made of ABS plastic
Innovative knife suspension system
Individual protective knife sleeves
Heavy gauge durable stainless steel blades and hollow handles
Razor sharp precision cutting blades
Set includes:
8-inch chef knife
8-inch bread knife
8-inch carver
5-inch utility knife
3.5-inch paring knife
Heavy duty ABS plastic figurine block

About Me

I finally retired this year! Now all I have to worry about it money. I am married over 33 years with adult children. I would love to be skinny and rich! But am rubenesque and barely middle-class.